May The Fourth Be With You




May The Fourth Be With You

As die hard Star Wars fans here at Titan Alarm, we’re all celebrating today this special day. Less than a year until the new movie comes out directed by J.J. Abrams. In celebration of today we’ve got a few jokes for you! While you’re at it, let’s beef up your security, we have to make it harder for a burglar to get in than it was for Luke to destroy the Death Star. You won’t be able to sense a disturbance in The Force but you’ll get a notification whenever someone rings the doorbell or goes in or out of any doors.

Q. Why do Doctors make the best Jedi?

A. Because a Jedi must have patience.

jedi joke



Q. What do you call a potato that has turned to the Dark Side?

A. Vader Tots




Q. How do Ewoks communicate over long distances?

A. With Ewokie Talkies




Q. What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?

A. Chocolate Chip Wookie





Q. Why is a droid mechanic never lonely?

A. He’s always making new friends!




Q. What goes, “Ha, Ha, Ha, Haaaaaaa…… AGGGGH! Thump.”?

A. An Imperial Officer laughing at Darth Vader.